Thanks whoever passed this one along! I don't even remember, it's taken me this long to even get to it, much less get it done!
Hope it's not too boring! LOL
1. I can tie a cherry stem into a knot using only my tongue.
2. It's supposed to mean I'm a good kisser, or so I heard in high school when this first started.
3. But only one person really knows.
4. And maybe a few others from high school.
5. But I had them all conveniently disappear! LOL
6. I have the craziest family.
7. But I love them dearly.
8. One of these days, I'm going to write all of our stories down.
9. And even if no one believes it, it would make best-selling fiction!
10. I grew up in Tarrant before it went downhill.
11. It was a fabulous place to be a kid.
12. I went to school with the same kids from kindergarten through 12th grade.
13. I so wanted my kids to do the same.
14. But someone flipped a switch on the city.
15. And we had to bail.
16. I don't regret leaving at all.
17. I just hate it that we had to.
18. I have the best parents in the world.
19. I just wish they had more faith.
20. But God and I are working on that.
21. I really really miss my Maw Maw.
22. I wish she could be here now.
23. And sew and cook with Kayti.
24. And watch her clog.
25. I hope my three kids stay as close as they are now like she and her 5 siblings did.
26. Their's is an amazing story of family.
27. And one day I'm gonna write that one down, too.
28. The bio-dad gets out of the big house June 26.
29. I'm so not ready for that.
30. I have not seen him face to face in 28 years!
31. He's a great guy, mostly.
32. But he sucked as a dad.
33. And made some terrible choices in life.
34. But thank you, Lord, for my REAL dad, he's the best.
35. And bio dad knows that.
36. And he seems to be content just to be a friend.
37. I certainly hope so.
38. Forgiveness is really hard.
39. But with God's help, I can do it.
40. His grace and forgiveness is sufficient for me.
41. I guess mine can be sufficient for others.
42. And others have His, too.
43. But only if they ask for it.
44. I'm looking forward to this summer.
45. We're going to have lots of fun.
46. And my baby sister is getting married!
47. I still can't believe she's old enough to get married!
48. But I can't wait for her to have me some babies!
49. I'm very ready for more babies.
50. Just not for me to have them (Jeff says!)
51. I love to cook!
52. I love experimenting with new flavors, spices, etc.
53. Unfortunately, I also love to eat!
54. And hate to exercise.
55. And that makes for a bad combination.
56. But I DO love to bellydance.
57. But only in private for now.
58. I COULD be a vegetarian.
59. I'm not a tree-hugger/animal rights person and I do like meat.
60. But I can do without it, too.
61. But I can't do the vegan thing.
62. Sorry, Meg.
63. But knock yourself out, sister!
64. I really love to cook when it's someone else's night to clean up the kitchen!
65. I have to have things organized.
66. And matching!
67. I can't stand clutter.
68. I think I have a little touch of OCD!
69. And I believe in hollistic and natural medicines.
70. But Lord, thank you ever so much for prozac or I would have probably offed myself years ago!
71. Because everyone in this house LOVES clutter and they are pack rats!
72. That is one thing I did NOT get from Maw Maw!
73. When I pass away, there will not be nearly as much stuff to go through!
74. So everyone will have to remember me another way.
75. Most of my family will probably get drunk.
76. But they really don't need the excuse of a funeral to get plastered.
77. Yes, they are a bunch of drunks! LOL
78. But they are a fun bunch of drunks.
79. I don't drink much anymore.
80. Not because I think it's "wrong" or anything.
81. But because my tolerance level is REALLY high.
82. And it takes a LOT of alcohol (or it used to)
83. And it costs too much.
84. So does gas!
85. I can't wait for Bush to be gone.
86. Yeah yeah yeah, that's not his fault. Save it.
87. I LOVE to read.
88. When I'm in a zone, I read at least three books a week.
89. My girls are readers, too.
90. And Dylan if it's something interesting to him.
91. I love to take pictures.
92. I am pretty artsy-fartsy and crafty!
93. And I can sew pretty decent.
94. And my green thumb is coming in nicely now that I'm an old southern woman.
95. But as redneck as I am, I could still be totally happy living in NYC!
96. It's da Bomb!
97. And so is London.
98. Paris is beautiful, too.
99. But the French really are rude.
100. And the BEST place on Earth is still Gulf Shores/Orange Beach, Alabama!
Man, it was really hard to make this come out to 100! (oops, I guess that's 101!)
Blessings (102!)